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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Shared recently on X:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Reported on Threads:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Making waves on Discord:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Seen just now on Slack:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Reported on Snapchat:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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What are cats even trying to do?

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Live now on Facebook:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Trending via Pinterest:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Just shared via Threads:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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