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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Reported on WeChat:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Going viral on YouTube:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Trending via Facebook:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Spotted on TikTok:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Spotted on Reddit:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Seen just now on Discord:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Making waves on Facebook:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Reported on Messenger:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Trending via WeChat:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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