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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Going viral on Telegram:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Just landed via YouTube:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Trending via TikTok:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Trending via Twitch:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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