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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Shared recently on YouTube:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Live now on Telegram:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Live now on X:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Just landed via Threads:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Going viral on TikTok:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Broadcasted on Threads:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Seen just now on Discord:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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