Funny Veteran’s Day quotes

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.