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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Spotted on Instagram:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Shared recently on Slack:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Shared recently on Slack:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Breaking via Telegram:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Just shared via Messenger:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Making waves on Twitch:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Just shared via Threads:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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