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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Just shared via Snapchat:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Making waves on Messenger:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Breaking via Messenger:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Just shared via Reddit:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

27 shares on Reddit this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

77 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Going viral on Messenger:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

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Funny watching films quotes

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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