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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Just landed via Slack:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Just landed via TikTok:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Trending via Discord:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Reported on Messenger:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Spotted on YouTube:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Shared recently on Reddit:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Just landed via YouTube:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Just landed via Reddit:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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