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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Going viral on Telegram:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Making waves on Telegram:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Going viral on Discord:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Going viral on Twitch:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Trending via Slack:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Funny weird feeling quotes

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

86 shares on X this month:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

67 shares on Threads this month:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

47 shares on Discord this month:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Breaking via Instagram:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Just shared via X:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Just shared via Reddit:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Going viral on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Making waves on YouTube:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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