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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I love having plans to cancel.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Spotted on X:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Just shared via Facebook:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Spotted on Twitch:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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41 shares on Threads this month:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Trending via Snapchat:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Making waves on Snapchat:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Making waves on Threads:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Making waves on Discord:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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