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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Going viral on Reddit:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Just landed via Discord:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Breaking via X:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Just landed via YouTube:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Just landed via WeChat:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Seen just now on Slack:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Trending via Instagram:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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