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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Going viral on YouTube:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Making waves on X:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Going viral on Messenger:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Going viral on WeChat:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Going viral on X:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Making waves on Instagram:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

92 shares on X this month:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

57 shares on Threads this month:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

75 shares on X this month:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.

Going bananas on Facebook:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Just landed via YouTube:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Just shared via TikTok:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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