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Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Making waves on Twitch:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Just shared via Facebook:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Trending via Messenger:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Live now on Slack:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Going viral on TikTok:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

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20 shares on Instagram this month:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Breaking via Facebook:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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