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Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Just shared via Telegram:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Making waves on Instagram:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Making waves on Threads:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Spotted on Instagram:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Trending via Slack:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Just landed via TikTok:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

28 shares on X this month:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I need money, not feelings.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Trending via WeChat:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

Spotted on TikTok:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Making waves on YouTube:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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