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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Just shared via Discord:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Breaking via Instagram:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Trending via Snapchat:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Just shared via TikTok:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Making waves on Messenger:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Going viral on Twitch:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Seen just now on Discord:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Just landed via Twitch:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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