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Looks like we're about to uncover some ancient secrets from the school of hard knocks! 🥚📜😆
305 Funny wordplay quotes
For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.
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Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄
I only squeak when I’m squoken to.
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Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄
Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?
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Sure, just throw the ingredients in a pan, and give them a stir—voilà, you're a master chef! 🥢🥦🔥
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Guess he was expecting a 'bar-tender' to lift his spirits! 🍻🤣
Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.
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Smelling good is a 3-step process: sprinkle, spray, and soak! 🚿🧼✨
“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.
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Move over, Caramel Latte, Dairy Queen is serving looks and ice cream! 🍦👑
Have you tried making guacamole about it?
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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂
Fifty shades of I miss you.
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Missing you like a Wi-Fi signal on a road trip 🚗📶❤️
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
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When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐