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Smelling good is a 3-step process: sprinkle, spray, and soak! 🚿🧼✨
300 Funny wordplay quotes
“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.
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Move over, Caramel Latte, Dairy Queen is serving looks and ice cream! 🍦👑
Have you tried making guacamole about it?
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Why stress when you can avo-cuddle with some guac! 🥑😂
Fifty shades of I miss you.
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Missing you like a Wi-Fi signal on a road trip 🚗📶❤️
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
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When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐
Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.
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When you say "hyperbole" like "guacamole," it's sure to make the party dip into laughter 🥑😂
If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.
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Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼♂️🛌
“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.
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Naming your kid 'Autophagy' might sound trendy, but imagine their playdate with 'Photosynthesis' and 'Mitosis'! 🌱🤣
“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.
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Fifty shades of e-musement right there! 😂🎨👀
If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?
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Sounds like my leggings have graduated to "almost-jeans" status 😂🤷♀️ #LeggingLogic