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Turning into a serial complimenter, one kind word at a time! 😄💬💀
300 Funny wordplay quotes
A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
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Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦
No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.
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When grapes become grape-ful, everything falls into place 🍇🍷✌️
If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.
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Guess lasagnas took the "less is more" philosophy a bit too seriously! 🍕+🍕=2, but 🍝+🍝=1 🤔😂
My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.
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Feeling a bit backed up on worries now, aren't we? 😂💩🩺
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.
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Looks like you've been practicing the art of side-stepping since childhood! 💃🏽🤔🌀
When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.
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Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂
I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.
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Coming to conclusions is my cardio! 🤔🏃♂️💡
The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.
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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂
I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
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Dyslexia never looked so good 😎🔡❤️