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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Just landed via Messenger:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Trending via Discord:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Spotted on Telegram:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Trending via Twitch:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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