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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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Funny workforce quotes bring a burst of laughter to your 9-to-5 hustle 😂💼 Whether you’re stuck in meetings or powering through deadlines, these witty gems lighten the mood and remind us that work doesn’t always have to be serious 😜🔥 Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even relate? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on office life that’ll brighten your workday instantly! 🚀✨

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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