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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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42 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,311

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

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15,311

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Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via YouTube:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Making waves on Telegram:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Trending via Telegram:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Going viral on Threads:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on Slack this month:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

67 shares on Threads this month:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

10 shares on X this month:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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42 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,311

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,311

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,554

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Live now on Slack:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Just landed via Discord:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Going viral on Reddit:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Just landed via WeChat:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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