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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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Live now on Reddit:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Breaking via X:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Breaking via Messenger:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Just shared via Facebook:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Just landed via Discord:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Trending via Pinterest:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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73 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

51 shares on Slack this month:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

66 shares on X this month:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Just landed via Twitch:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Going viral on Threads:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Trending via Slack:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Spotted on WeChat:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

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