Funny zucchini quotes

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.