Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
- I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.
- I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.
- Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
- I only accept apologies in cash.