“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.