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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…