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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.