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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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"Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! ๐Ÿ’ธ Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DivinePricingStrategy"



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