Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like that beer should come with a "mood swing" warning label! 🍺😅🙃 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves. Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.