Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like that beer should come with a "mood swing" warning label! 🍺😅🙃 Related funny posts 😂 If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Know what goes good with beer? Another one. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.