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  • Born to say β€œWho the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
  • The only joke my mom ever made was me.
  • If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.
  • My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.
  • I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?
  • Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.