Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.