Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like someone is trying to secure some extra pillow space tonight! š“šā¤ļø Related funny posts š I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis. Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.