Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.