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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.