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"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Live now on Instagram:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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