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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.