“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom. I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws. Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest. More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun? I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.