Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
- People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
- If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.
- I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.
- Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.