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"Trying to sneak a sip of gravy in the bathroom? 🤔🍴 Looks like someone's taking 'dining in private' to a whole new level! Just remember, gravy belongs on food, not in your cup. 😂 #GravyGoesOnPlateNotInMouth"

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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27 shares on Discord this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

74 shares on X this month:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Just landed via Threads:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Going bananas on Instagram:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Going viral on Instagram:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Trending via YouTube:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Just shared via TikTok:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Spotted on Messenger:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Men need women, women need men. The end.

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