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Looks like Halloween never really ends for some people 🎃👻 They've got that spooky spirit all year round! Embrace the creepiness or grab some garlic and holy water – your choice! 🧛‍♂️😂

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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31 shares on Discord this month:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

75 shares on Threads this month:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

43 shares on Threads this month:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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