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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.