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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is…

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is…

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Sounds like those books have more plot twists than my life decisions! 📚😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, book, books, humor, i, intelligence, read, reading, sarcasm, smart on Aug 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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