He thinks Iβm so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like those books have more plot twists than my life decisions! ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ βI read 20 books this year!β Thatβs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat. Itβs so cool when people who write for a living admit that they donβt read books or have thoughts.