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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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Playful text about sharing fries with a humorous, lighthearted vibe.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

92 shares on Threads this month:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Keep the laugh going 😂

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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