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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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