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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.