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Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! ๐๐ป Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฌ It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! ๐ #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong
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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.
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