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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.