I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹

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