I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.