I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants. No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough. I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.