I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.
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"Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned"

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