Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
- Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
- Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.
- People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.