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Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Making waves on X:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Just landed via X:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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48 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

94 shares on X this month:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Going viral on Twitch:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Going viral on Instagram:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Just shared via Facebook:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Going viral on Slack:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Going bananas on Discord:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Going viral on Reddit:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Shared recently on Slack:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Just shared via Messenger:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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