I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.