“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.