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Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Iโ€™m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didnโ€™t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Ah, the classic troubleshooting method of our generation! ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”จ Who needs technical expertise when you've got the magic touch of a well-timed whack? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ It was a simpler time when TVs were sturdy enough to withstand our DIY repair skills! #ThrowbackTechRepair



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