Commentary:
"Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! 👽🔒 #SafetyFirst"
Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.
- When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.
- They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
- My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
- Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.
