I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.