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"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Iā€™m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Iā€™m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I'm so brave.

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Imagine hating me and I'm just over here trying to remember how to spell "definitely".

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Iā€™m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Iā€™m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Iā€™m not saving daylight. Iā€™m the one that needs saving.

Iā€™m not saving daylight. Iā€™m the one that needs saving.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Itā€™s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I donā€™t actually go to bed right away.

Itā€™s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I donā€™t actually go to bed right away.

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Sorry, boss, I canā€™t come in to work today, Iā€™m gonna be playing outside.

Sorry, boss, I canā€™t come in to work today, Iā€™m gonna be playing outside.

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Why hasnā€™t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Why hasnā€™t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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