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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.