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Looks like that whiskey was a real troublemaker! 😄🥃 Maybe it's too young to be causing a stir, but hey, age is just a number in the world of spirits! 😉 #WhiskeyShenanigans

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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