I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious. Posted on12 hours ago12 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious? The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.