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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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21 shares on Slack this month:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

28 shares on Slack this month:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

43 shares on YouTube this month:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Going viral on WeChat:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Seen just now on Discord:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Trending via WeChat:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Just landed via Slack:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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