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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.