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  • You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
  • Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.
  • Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?
  • Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.
  • “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.
  • Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.