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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.