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  • My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.
  • My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
  • I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
  • The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?
  • I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.
  • I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.