I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.
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Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! πŸ’°πŸ‘— #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion

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