I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any sw… Commentary:Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me. To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time. I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
