I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy. Commentary:"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend. Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.
