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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, enemy, gain, girlfriend, humor, i, lose, loss, relationship on Mar 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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